Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

If man is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust.

Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.

It is impossible without humility to enjoy anything - even pride.

Once people get hung up on theology, they've lost sanity forever.

One's neighbor is always the enemy. That is the nature of things.

Commercialism is doing well that which should not be done at all.

When I say 'president,' I still mean Roosevelt - wisely, I think.

Remember, I'm West Point, where I was born. My father went there.

Let us go forth with fear and courage and rage to save the world.

I learned much more from defeat than I ever learned from winning.

The most important thing in the world is to hold your soul aloft.

Life isn't a race to win, it's a school for our higher education.

The religion of the atheist has a God-shaped blank at it's heart.

The greatest task of democracy, its ritual and feast - is choice.

The study of Nature makes a man at last as remorseless as Nature.

If faith produce no works, I see That faith is not a living tree.

A slowness to applaud betrays a cold temper or an envious spirit.

The free market punishes irresponsibility. Government rewards it.

Republicans campaign like Libertarians and govern like Democrats.

What happens when people open their hearts?"... "They get better.

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

A fortunate author can write maybe twelve novels in his lifetime.

His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

The right time is any time that one is still so lucky as to have.

An Englishman's never so natural as when he's holding his tongue.

We work in the dark -- we do what we can -- we give what we have.

I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.

Through endless night the earth whirls toward a creation unknown.

The stupid woman is the one who thinks she doesn’t need any help.

All men have an instinct for conflict: at least, all healthy men.

[A]lways keep a-hold of Nurse For fear of finding something worse

[T]he heart is like any other organ, you can weigh it on a scale.

I envy poets because nobody ever asks them if it's true or false.

There’s nothing like a gunshot to make you the life of the party.

Lay silently the injuries you receive upon the altar of oblivion.

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.

Words are charms. It's like a song you didn't even know you knew.

No artist is normal. Who happen to be normal cannot be an artist.

God has made us study partner. We need to talk about our project.

Can we really choose anything?' 'Maybe. If we want to bad enough.

What's amiss I'll strive to mend,And endure what can't be mended.

There is no death, daughter. People die only when we forget them.

I tend to see the similarities in people and not the differences.

Without any cant, does not Providence provide wonderfully for us?

I will always be haunted by thoughts of a sun-drenched elsewhere.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

Maybe there's a trapdoor under my chair, and I'll just disappear.

The boundaries of culture and rainfall never follow survey lines.

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