God always fills in all hearts all the room which is left Him there.

I don't think there's something inherently irreligious about comics.

No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind.

When a girl holds a rose up to you, you run better, let me tell you.

Anyone wanna play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

It's quiet now. So quiet that can almost hear other people's dreams.

Sleep is the gateway to those nightly visitations of the irrational.

People never read my books for the quality of the documentary value.

The best way to see a country is from the footplate of a locomotive.

Like other lifeforms, we [humans] exist only to replicate ourselves.

Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who do not depend on it.

The first Western teacher of English in Japan was a Native American.

It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny.

It's true that things are beautiful when they work. Art is function.

I should say that psycho-analysis was confession without absolution.

The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.

A great classic means a man whom one can praise without having read.

Modern broad-mindedness benefits the rich; and benefits nobody else.

If a man only likes victory he must always come late for the battle.

The atheist is not interested in anything except attacks on atheism.

All the exaggerations are right, if they exaggerate the right thing.

It is hard to make government representative when it is also remote.

A man can never quite understand a boy, even when he has been a boy.

Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

Monotheism is easily the greatest disaster to befall the human race.

Who gives a damn about being remembered? That's really for amateurs.

If you make happy those that are near, those that are far will come.

Sooner or later... one has to take sides. If one is to remain human.

He was impregnably armored by his good intentions and his ignorance.

We are all of us resigned to death: it's life we aren't resigned to.

Despair is the price one pays for setting himself an impossible aim.

There is no type of miracle that can't happen at least once in golf.

One can be the master of what one does, but never of what one feels.

There is not a particle of life which does not bear poetry within it

There comes a point at which you stop writing and think all the more

Everything is false, everything is possible, everything is doubtful.

The world does not require so much to be informed as to be reminded.

"I believe you," she whispers after a moment. "Please find my mind."

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

New York is appalling, fantastically charmless and elaborately dire.

There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.

Everything was strange and beautiful and swollen with possibilities.

'Ms.' is a syllable which sounds like a bumble bee is breaking wind.

Make your own fun. As opposed to consume fun like a package of Spam.

It seems that the truth is needed today is always a lie by tomorrow.

Not a day has gone by in my life when I haven't thought about death.

Sometimes, I probably do mourn the fact that I no longer make films.

Sometimes men are generous and forgiving, sometimes angry and blind.

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