True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new.

To love is not to look at one another: it is to look, together, in the same direction.

I regard Paris as a feast for the eyes, the senses and brain. It is a phenomenal city.

of course the pace of change never slows, even when we've convinced ourselves it will.

A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!

I think I love him, but I also think that you can love people who aren't good for you.

I felt deeply tricked. Stunned. And furious. I also felt my default emotion: numbness.

It is a great piece of skill to know how to guide your luck even while waiting for it.

Share weight and woe, for misfortune falls with double force on him that stands alone.

Unfortunately, in the very act of weeding, you make it possible for new weeds to grow.

Nothing matters at all. Survival is the coin of the realm. Time is a river with banks.

Prayer means talking over with Jesus everything that happens from morning until night.

And if you give your heart to a goal, it will repay you. It's the law of the universe.

The truth is, I need 10 lifetimes to scratch the surface of the things I'd love to do.

I love Ray Mears. He's brilliant. He's so rude about me in the press, it's outrageous!

I try not to be surprised. Surprise is the public face of a mind that has been closed.

I've never been put down by a man, unless I deserved it, and have never felt inferior.

There are all kinds of ways of being unfaithful, not the worst of them with your body.

I have always been much better at asking questions than knowing what the answers were.

...somehow the old philosophers could make even the most salacious topics seem boring.

Oh, Wax has always been solemn, but when he's at his best, there's a smirk underneath.

I worked hard, and I was always frustrated when wrestlers didn't want to work as hard.

To be gay and out of shape is almost as much of a stigma as just being gay used to be.

There is a warning love sends and the cost of it is never written till long afterward.

The writers' strike a couple years ago was a bonanza for reality TV shows new and old.

a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.

Separation is where you see if it works better with the adults in two different homes.

Research is a way of taking calculated risks to bring about incalculable consequences.

Atheism, the absence of belief in gods, is a comparatively late phenomenon in history.

History is a symphony of echoes heard and unheard. It is a poem with events as verses.

Is there anything more tedious than the often repeated tales of the old and forgetful?

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

He that has never known adversity is but half acquainted with others, or with himself.

Life is the jailer of the soul in this filthy prison, and its only deliverer is death.

The martyrs to vice far exceed the martyrs to virtue, both in endurance and in number.

Villainy that is vigilant will be an overmatch for virtue, if she slumber at her post.

Any one can give advice, such as it is, but only a wise man knows how to profit by it.

What we take from the spirit world is only a reflection of what lies inside ourselves.

All my life I've wanted to be the kid who gets to cross over into the magical kingdom.

Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.

... The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it.

The history of science is a record of the transformations of contempts amd amusements.

What have I gained by health? Intolerable dullness. What by mode meals? A total blank.

Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a marsh, and her name was Poison.

The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody.

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

Our social tools are not an improvement to modern society, they are a challenge to it.

If someone around you is multitasking, you pick up distraction like second-hand smoke.

If you work hard doing the wrong job, is it really work? Or is it some kind of fakery?

There is a certain degree of satisfaction in having the courage to admit one's errors.

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