“ The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper. Robert Breault Musical Artist
“ Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. Robert Breault Musical Artist
“ One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you. Robert Breault Musical Artist
“ For me [being a kid actor], it's a bit like when you see your mom's friends, and they're like, "I remember when you were this big. You'll always be that cute little kid to me." It's like that times a thousand. Well, times a couple thousand. Mara Wilson Actress
“ Kids need to see that Jesus is the best thing that ever happened to us. And they need to know it can happen to them. Sue Miller Film Writer
“ America is not a democracy, it's an absolute monarchy ruled by King Kid. In a nation of immigrants, the child is automatically more of an American than his parents. Americans regard children as what Mr. Hudson in Upstairs, Downstairs called betters. Aping their betters, American adults do their best to turn themselves into children. Puerility exercises droit de seigneur everywhere. Florence King Novelist
“ My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." Rodney Dangerfield Comedian
“ Don't ever put anything past kids. They will surprise you in the best ways. James Van Der Beek Film Actor
“ The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S. Truman 33rd U.S. President