“ You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. Roy Bean Justice Of The Peace
“ I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40. Roy Bean Justice Of The Peace
“ Prayers are like those appeals of ours. Either they don't get through or they're returned with 'rejected' scrawled across 'em. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Novelist
“ The masses-I love em-they rush for red lights, risking everything to capture a few seconds, only to get home and waste their lives. Arthur Nersesian Novelist
“ All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. Bill Hicks Comedian
“ What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? Bill Watterson Author