Verbing weirds language.

I'm a misunderstood genius.

The score is still Q to 12!

A REAL job is a job you hate.

Scientific Progress goes boink?

I'd hate to have a kid like me.

Repetition is the death of magic.

What state do you live in? Denial.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I'm related to people I don't relate to.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

It's always better to leave the party early.

I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck.

So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.

Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

There's more to this world than just people, you know.

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

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