“ Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us. A. A. Gill Writer
“ I watch a lot of sport on television. I only watch certain sports, and I only watch them live - I don't think I've ever been able to watch a replay of a match or game of which the result was already decided. I feel bound to cheat and look up what can be looked up. A. S. Byatt Novelist
“ It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you're on. Alfred Hitchcock Film Director
“ Television theatre, as is implied in its name, should rely on adaptations of scripts written for the theatre. Andrzej Wajda Film Director
“ Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney Writer