“ Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. Ambrose Bierce Journalist
“ MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York. Ambrose Bierce Journalist
“ Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go. Ambrose Bierce Journalist
“ JOSS-STICKS- Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion. Ambrose Bierce Journalist
“ If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. Oscar Wilde Writer
“ How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen Film Producer
“ Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! Dr. Seuss Writer