“ Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind. John Walter Bratton Composer
“ I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar. Demetri Martin Comedian
“ Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. Eminem Rapper
“ Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog. George H. W. Bush 41st U.S. President