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That's what she said.
I'm too excited to sleep!
Skinny foodie, get away from me.
I am an incredibly impatient person.
Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
Future hipsters will love me ironically.
Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.
I feel like I'm in the right profession.
Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
Because confidence is like respect; you have to earn it.
I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.
I’m Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands!
Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.
I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences.
Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.
I am the kind of person that is drawn to colors against my will.
If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?
There's a female writer-performer thing going on in TV right now.
Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion
I'd rather be like Odysseus than someone who was handed everything.
I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.
I have never regretted erring on the side of withholding information.
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
I feel the same way about clothes as I do about food. I want everything.
I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.
Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.
Everyone should try to live their life like they'd like to be a role model.
Is this a generation of orphans who are going to the improv to do stand-up?
Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.
Sometimes I aid into the confusion by having my character's name be my name.
In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.
I found it to be smooth sailing - 100 percent smooth sailing my whole career.
He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.
Something that's happened recently is that I don't beat myself up about stuff.
I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career.
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look
People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.
There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes
I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them.
I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.
I work so hard and so many hours, and I've done that for years and years and years.
If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that.
I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.
Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.
Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.
Elizabeth Kennedy is so chic. Her gowns have such structure, I feel like a work of art.