“ My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield Comedian
“ Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' Rodney Dangerfield Comedian
“ Butch didn't live in his own place. He didn't spend his own money. He had no job, no future. He was a well-kept pet, not a man. J.R. Ward Novelist
“ The surface of the pond was green with fallen leaves. "How could you have been happy there? I know what you thought, but Valentine was a terrible father. He killed your pets, lied to you, and I know he hit you- don't even try to pretend he didn't." A flicker of a smile ghosted across Jace's face. "Only on alternate Thursdays. Cassandra Clare Author
“ I am a huge animal lover. I prefer to rescue any of the pets that I have had. A. J. Mclean Musician
“ Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored Alice Walker Author