“ I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing. Ron Ben-Israel Pastry Chef
“ I'll have wine or a piece of cake once in a while, but I don't look at it as sliding backwards, even if I go a whole week without working out. I don't dwell on it and beat myself up - I just try to have a healthier day tomorrow. Alison Sweeney Actress
“ No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes. Amy Krouse Rosenthal Author
“ Coincidentally, a good age for a Japanese girl is younger than twenty five, because that's when she turns into a 'Christmas Cake'. Christmas cakes, as everyone knows, are desirable before the twenty fifth but afterward quickly become stale and are put on the shelf. Andrew Davidson Novelist
“ The thing I've noticed about life is that it just keeps coming at you. And it can be a real bummer. What you need to remember is that you're not alone. You've got friends and family. That's how we get by. We talk and share and eat cake and giggle in the dark, even when we're scared - no, especially when we're scared. Bill Condon Screenwriter
“ Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. Bill Maher Comedian