“ I always said to the directors that the minute a player becomes more powerful than the manager of Manchester United, it's not Manchester United. You have lost control of the whole club. So I always made sure that I was in control. They always knew who the manager was. Alex Ferguson Manager
“ Celtic enjoys a greater community spirit than any other club in the world. Archie Macpherson Author
“ Like every other place, I guess, Kansas City was quite a different city when I was a youngster there. They had quite a few clubs, and we had what we used to call jam sessions every night. Ben Webster
“ When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up. Bernie Mac Stand-Up Comedian
“ I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!' Bill Hicks Comedian
“ I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret. Bob Monkhouse Writer