Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest.

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• Khalil Gibran

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• Friedrich Nietzsche

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• Ronald Reagan

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• William Blake

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• Will Rogers

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• Pope John Paul Ii

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• Stephen Hawking

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• Steven Wright

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• Wayne Dyer

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• Ernest Hemingway

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• Winston Churchill

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• Dalai Lama

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• Isaac Newton

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• Plato

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