“ Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry Author
“ The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow- witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him. Leo Tolstoy Writer
“ The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. Kin Hubbard Cartoonist