“ They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. Brad Wilkerson Baseball Player
“ Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak. Brad Wilkerson Baseball Player
“ I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. Brad Wilkerson Baseball Player
“ I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position. Brad Wilkerson Baseball Player
“ I am a great believer in loyalty, trust and integrity. Gary made a commitment to this club, the supporters and myself and I fully expect him to homour that commitment. Milan Mandaric Business Tycoon
“ My uncle who helped in a big part of raising me from when I was young, had moved from California, and would just tell me these legendary stories of these motorcycle clubs that he was around and that he used to ride with. Theo Rossi Actor
“ You don’t have to be part of a club to know Jesus. And you don’t have to be part of a scene to know Jesus. And you don’t have to be perfect to know Jesus. You don’t even have to be semi-perfect to know Jesus. You just have to be willing, and open, and honest. Aaron Gillespie Musician
“ I still don't know precisely why The Mickey Mouse Club ended when it did. Annette Funicello Actress
“ Like every other place, I guess, Kansas City was quite a different city when I was a youngster there. They had quite a few clubs, and we had what we used to call jam sessions every night. Ben Webster
“ When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to quit my job at the factory and still pay the rent and buy some food. I freaked. Billy Joel Pianist