“ A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. Mae West Actress
“ Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson Host
“ I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." Mitch Hedberg Comedian
“ It makes little difference how many university courses or degrees a person may own. If he cannot use words to move an idea from one point to another, his education is incomplete. Norman Cousins Journalist