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• Thomas Jefferson

  3Rd US President

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• Kanye West

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• Walt Disney

  Animator

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• W. Edwards Deming

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• Zig Ziglar

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• Carrie Fisher

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• Stephen Hawking

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• Voltaire

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• George Bernard Shaw

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• Julius Caesar

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• Soren Kierkegaard

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• Vincent Van Gogh

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  Tuesday, Jul 29, 1890

• Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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• Pope John Paul Ii

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• Sun Tzu

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