“ Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. George Carlin Comedian
“ If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson Host
“ The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. Bill Cosby Comedian
“ You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra Baseball Manager