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• Nelson Mandela

  Former President Of South Africa

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• Heraclitus

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• Aldous Huxley

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  Thursday, Jul 26, 1894
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• Will Rogers

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  Tuesday, Nov 04, 1879
  Thursday, Aug 15, 1935

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  Monday, Jun 28, 1971
  

• Yogi Berra

  Baseball Manager

  Tuesday, May 12, 1925
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• Niccolo Machiavelli

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• Rodney Dangerfield

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  Tuesday, Nov 22, 1921
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• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

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• Theodore Roosevelt

  26Th U.s. President

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• Walt Disney

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  Thursday, Dec 05, 1901
  Thursday, Dec 15, 1966

• Oscar Wilde

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• George Orwell

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  Thursday, Jun 25, 1903
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