“ A great deal of thought must be given to your daughter's marriage. Otherwise, she will simply slink off like a cat on a dark night to be fertilized under a bush to God knows whom! J. G. Farrell Novelist
“ Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Garrison Keillor Author
“ I flung my tongue round like a cat-o'-nine-tails so that my pleasant peaceful infant room became little less than a German concentration camp as I took out on the children what life should have got. Sylvia Ashton-Warner Writer
“ ...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew. Dick Gregory Comedian
“ Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. Doug Benson Comedian
“ It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. Adlai Stevenson I Former Vice President Of The United States