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It's cool to be healthy.
The world is fed by greed.
Life isn't a race. It's a relay.
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
The free man is the man with no fears.
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Fear and God do not occupy the same space.
I am one of the funniest people on the planet.
Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.
Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.
No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.
Laughter is the best way to release tensions and fears.
I would have painted the White House black. I would have!
If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.
Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter.
The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.
If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.
There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.
What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow.
The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.
I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.
Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country
I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.
I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.
I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.'
To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town.
Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.
Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.
The only person on the planet saying derogatory things about his woman is the black man.
My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that's never been explained.
You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.
Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.
Why are black folks singing Amazing Grace which is a song about a white slaver's conversion?
Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
When I tune into my beautiful self, I get happiness. Everything in the universe belongs to me.
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.
I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.'
At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.