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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
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Jeff Foxworthy Comedian

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

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Brock Yates Journalist

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

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The problem is that the Iraqi people are facing atrocities from both sides - Zarqawi and also the American troops at times. The Zarqawi groups uses car bombs, the Americans use other bombs. You also know what they do in the prisons.

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani Former President Of Iran

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Amanda Ripley Journalist

Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.

Andy Kindler Comedian

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