“ We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller Comedienne
“ There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars. Lee Trevino Golfer
“ You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra Baseball Manager
“ We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. Gilbert K. Chesterton Writer
“ I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Steven Wright Comedian