“ I don't want to be left behind. In fact, I want to be here before the action starts. Kerry Packer Business Person
“ The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing. Kerry Packer Business Person
“ Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. Ambrose Bierce Journalist
“ 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. Kristen Schaal Actress
“ People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament. A. P. Herbert Novelist
“ When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla Comedian