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• Will Rogers

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• Steven Wright

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• Michael Jordan

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• Isaac Newton

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  Monday, Mar 31, 1727

• Theodore Roosevelt

  26Th U.s. President

  Wednesday, Oct 27, 1858
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• Alfred Lord Tennyson

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  Saturday, Aug 05, 1809
  Thursday, Oct 06, 1892

• Groucho Marx

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  Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
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• Dalai Lama

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• Maya Angelou

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  Wednesday, Apr 04, 1928
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• John Locke

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  Sunday, Aug 29, 1632
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• Dwight D. Eisenhower

  34Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, Oct 14, 1890
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• Mahatma Gandhi

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• Plato

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Ernest Hemingway

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  Friday, Jul 21, 1899
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• Vincent Van Gogh

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  Wednesday, Mar 30, 1853
  Tuesday, Jul 29, 1890