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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
Comedian
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Philosopher
Wednesday, May 05, 1813
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Author
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Poet
Saturday, Aug 05, 1809
Thursday, Oct 06, 1892
Poet
Thursday, Mar 26, 1874
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Poet
Monday, May 31, 1819
Saturday, Mar 26, 1892
Rapper
Wednesday, Mar 06, 1991
Physicist
Sunday, Jan 04, 1643
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Singer-Songwriter
Saturday, Jan 19, 1946
Philosopher
16Th U.S. President
Sunday, Feb 12, 1809
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Author
Sunday, Jun 27, 1880
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Lyricist
Sunday, Aug 24, 1947
Essayist
Wednesday, May 25, 1803
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Writer
Thursday, Jul 26, 1894
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