“ And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window. Joan Rivers Television Personality
“ Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea; A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my "plan" was for taking down the Christmas tree. Tina Fey Actress
“ Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed. Alberta Hunter Singer
“ When held up to the window pane, What fixed my baby stare? The glory of the glittering rain, And newness everywhere. Alfred Austin Poet
“ The first gathering of salads, radishes and herbs made me feel like a mother about her baby - how could anything so beautiful be mine? Alice B. Toklas Author