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We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
My parents really instilled this idea in me of being your own person, almost to the extent that I couldn't do wrong. I'd get a bad grade and they'd be like, "No! What you did was great!"