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Paper is like Joyce Carol Oates: white.
Carols of gladness ring from every tree.
I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear.
Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett.
A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up.
I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.
Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie,' is as funny as it gets.
I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.
I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas.
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
Thus Carol hit upon the tragedy of old age, which is not that it is less vigorous than youth, but that it is not needed by youth.
Unless you're Stephen King or Joyce Carol Oates, no one's going to recognize you on the street, and you're promoting your book, not yourself.
You'd get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you'd have Linda Gray, O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, Carol Burnett, Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds... and Francis Ford Coppola.
