A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

It's not implausible that Donald Trump could have been a successful President.

Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.

The difficulty for most of us in the modern world is that the old-fashioned idea of God has become incredible or implausible.

Some of the ideas that come from the fringe of the far right are just so implausible that it is hard to take those ideas seriously.

More often than not, real life is so rich, complex and unpredictable that it would seem completely implausible in the pages of a novel.

There is something so biologically implausible that your attitude is going to cure a disease. There's a tremendous arrogance to imagine that your mind is all that powerful.

Romantic comedy has come to mean a couple of moderately talented actors placed in implausible situations obliged to go through a set of paces that are all too familiar, the end result being neither romantic nor comedic.

All you need do is listen to very smart people and sift out the ideas that are unworthy or implausible, and I wouldn't pretend for a moment that I hadn't made lots of mistakes and there are companies, perhaps, that we had been investors in.

Reading 'Youth in Revolt' might have ruined my career because suddenly I wanted to abandon all the emotional truth of something and just go out far on a literary limb with completely implausible things that relied completely on voice and humor. And what saved me is realizing that I couldn't do that very well.

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