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Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.
The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke.
The funny thing about the golf swing is that you try to alter it and end up with the same faults as you've had all your life.
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
It's a funny thing that when things happen in an actor's life, at some point it's just a performance, at another, it's a part of your life.
The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
There's some moments in your life where you're just like, 'I need something just funny.' That's the noble thing you can do. Make someone forget about their life for 22 minutes.
If an executive producer has written a certain line, and an actress says it, and it's not very funny, you don't dare go to them and say, 'I don't like this,' because it will make your life miserable.
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny.
Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck before anyone else can call you out on it. In other words, make the narrative of your failure a comedy.