Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Oh, man, oh how I wish I didn't smoke or drink to reason with my head.
A man with an obsession is a man who has very little sales resistance.
About the meanest thing you can say about a man is that he means well.
No man has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.
Fools learn nothing from wise men, but wise men learn much from fools.
A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't.
The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space
Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honour should decline.
Follow the man who seeks the truth; run from the man who has found it.
A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it.
No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing.
You'se something tuh make uh man forgit to git old and forgit tuh die.
Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.
To be a man's own fool is bad enough, but the vain man is everybody's.
My freind is the man who gives me a book I aint read."Abraham Linclion
Man wants to know, and when he ceases to do so, he is no longer a man.
Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?
Money will buy money's worth; but the thing men call fame, what is it?
No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs.
The natural man will probably be manly. The affected man cannot be so.
Poets... are literal-minded men who will squeeze a word till it hurts.
Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us.
Only by trusting in God can a man carrying responsibility find repose.
If a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood.
All man's troubles come from not knowing how to sit still in one room.
Rules are for the obidience of fools and interpretations of smart men.
No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.
This dish of meat is too good for any but anglers, or very honest men.
When a man sees the one in all things, he is above mere understanding.
The cosmos is about the smallest hole that a man can hide his head in.
Men are like stone jugs - you may lug them where you like by the ears.
It is better to be on hand with ten men than absent with ten thousand.
Cheating is a definite no-no. My man has to be all mine or never mind!
It is usually more important how a man meets his fate than what it is.
It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.
The worst sort of clever men are those who know better than the Bible.
Social prosperity means man happy, the citizen free, the nation great.
I hold that a man had better be dead than alive when his work is done.
The religious man fears, the man of honor scorns, to do an ill action.
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.
It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told.
Nothing perhaps affects man's character more than the company he keeps
It is sad but unfortunately true that man learns nothing from history.
Men indulge those opinions and practices that favor their pretensions.
A man’s first care should be to avoid the reproaches of his own heart.
Machines can only find what ignorant men have programmed them to find.
Beauty is the bait which with delight allures man to enlarge his kind.