I'm such a clever Toad.

Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad.

Men are vile inconstant toads.

My first character was Mr. Toad.

A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

Come back and wake me up.....half past May! (the Toad)

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

Only the toad under the harrow knows where it pinches him.

The toad beneath the harrow knows Exactly where each tooth point goes.

If that a pearl may in a toad's head dwell, And may be found too in an oyster shell.

You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules. --Abbey Drake

You make us look bad', complained Toad. 'You looked bad before I ever met you', Jon told him.

Whenever you see a toad jumping in broad daylight, then know that something is after its life.

Words are cold, muddy toads trying to understand sprites dancing in a field-but they're all we have.

The chief is the chief. He is the eagle who flies high and cannot be touched by the spit of the toad.

If it is your duty to croak like the toad, then go ahead! And with all your might! Make them hear you!

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

The music of all creatures has to do with their loves, even of toads and frogs. Is it not the same with man?

Scientists' minds may jump around like amorous toads, but they do seem to accept such behavior in one another.

A man should swallow a toad every morning to be sure of not meeting with anything more revolting in the day ahead.

I had rather be a toad, and live upon the vapor of a dungeon than keep a corner in the thing I love for others uses.

A careful observation of Nature will disclose pleasantries of superb irony. She has for instance placed toads close to flowers.

Your talent sets you apart: if you were a toad or a tarantula, even then, people would respect you, for to talent all things are forgiven.

One of these days I'm going to say the wrong thing to the wrong mage, and I'll be spending the rest of my days searching for Mrs Right Toad.

Know that diamonds and roses are as uncomfortable when they tumble from one's lips as toads and frogs: colder, too, and sharper, and they cut.

The moan of the whip-poor-will from the hillside; the boding cry of the tree-toad, that harbinger of storm; the dreary hooting of the screechowl.

I am against people reaping where they have not sown. But we have a saying that if you want to eat a toad you should look for a fat and juicy one.

Nothing is rarer than a solitary lie; for lies breed like Surinam toads; you cannot tell one but out it comes with a hundred young ones on its back.

I'm sure I've been a toad, one time or another. With bats, weasels, worms...I rejoice in the kinship. Even the caterpillar I can love, and the various vermin.

I will be very sad when global warming and toxins kill off all the toads and frogs and salamanders. Here's hoping we, as humans, figure out a way to be less stupid.

I felt as if I had no control over what I said, as if loathsome, ugly words were waiting inside me like snakes and toads looking for a chance to sneak out before I could stop them.

And hence the poet must seek to be essentially anonymous, He must die a little death each morning, He must swallow his toad and study his vomit as Baudelaire studied la charogne of Jeanne Duval.

The toad has indeed no superior as a destroyer of noxious insects, and he possesses no bad habits and is entirely inoffensive himself, every owner of a garden should treat him with utmost hospitality.

Why should I let the toad work Squat on my life? Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork And drive the brute off? Six days of the week it soils With its sickening poison-- Just for paying a few bills! That's out of proportion.

Toad, with no one to check his statements or to criticize in an unfriendly spirit, rather let himself go. Indeed, much that he related belonged more properly to the category of what-might-have-happened-had-I-only-thought-of-it-in-time-instead-of-ten-minutes-afterwards. Those are always the best and raciest adventures; and why should they not be truly ours, as much as the somewhat inadequate things that really come off?

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