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Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.
There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.
Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.
There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.
Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?
Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.
It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
We're still benefiting from the sacrifices of people long dead, but we're also suffering from their errors.
I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful "post-war world" failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can't.