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For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.
It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.
There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.
I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.
I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving
Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.
Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.
Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.
If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction
It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.
I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.