There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone.

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.

Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

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