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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.
You don't reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do.
Things from real life are the things that get people laughing.
When I say, I don't care what white people think, I mean that.
It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.
The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.
The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.
I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.
There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.
I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.
Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.
Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.
There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.
I don't spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.
I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.
A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.
Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.
Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.