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All parties are good.
I act like a jerk sometimes.
I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Be available for life to happen.
You cannot pray them out of hell.
You work, you get paid, you drink.
I count on the kindness of strangers.
Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!
It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
If people really want to find you, they find you.
I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.
You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.
If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is.
I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour.
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.
I try to be alert and available. I try to be available for life to happen to me.
The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.
I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them.
I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.