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What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
It seems the less I do and say, the better everyone likes my work!
It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.
What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose
I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.