Quotes by Bobby Lee - Page 1

Koreans are hilarious.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Hilarious
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I never wanted to be road comic.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Comic
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When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Home
Finding
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Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Crossroads
Texas
World
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With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Bitcoin
Collectibles
Hard
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When 'MADtv' got cancelled, I didn't work at all - for three years.
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Cancelled
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I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Vacation
Destination
Favorite
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I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Anywhere
Laughs
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As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.
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Becoming
Thinking
World
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Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.
Bobby Lee / Actor
The Only Thing
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I'm in this business, man, and I honestly don't know anything about show business at all. I don't know how it works.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Honestly
Show Business
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I like Columbus, Ohio, because it's Pleasantville for real. They have the nicest white people I have ever met, and I mean that!
Bobby Lee / Actor
Columbus
Ohio
Real
White
Ever
Nicest
Met
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I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Bars
People
Who I Am
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It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Comedy
Pulse
Sometimes
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I'm hoping that, over the years, people will come back to 'MADtv' and think it isn't that bad. We had some really talented people on there.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Talented
Hoping
Bad People Will
Talented People
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I think I am against stereotype. Generally, Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Good Work
Quiet
Stereotype
Study
Work Ethic
Work Good I Am
Ethic
Generally
Guys
None
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People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.
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Crazy
Light
Thinking
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I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?
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Average
Guy
Mountain
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Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.
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Quality
Bangkok
Camouflage
Safe
Scared
Shopping
Thailand
Anybody
Cheap
High
Sell
Generally
Wearing
Holding
Super
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I guess I am in handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm... average?
Bobby Lee / Actor
Average
Handsome
Hottest
Mountain
Village
Parts
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I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Sad
Crazy
I Am Me Crazy
Very
Sad I Am Me
Am
Doing
Those
Candles
Sad Me I Am
Generally
Guys
Lights
See
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I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated.
Bobby Lee / Actor
Best
Austin
Careers
Crowds
Dallas
Houston
Texas
Because
Why
Bill
Comedians
Some
Sam
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People treat you like s*** when you're a doorman or a busboy. I licked envelopes for eight hours a day for this management company and cried half the time I was there while the managers were on the phone working.
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Eight
People
Phones
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Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they're not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and helping other people. Because all of my suffering stems from thinking from myself.
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Helping Others
Thinking
Two
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Generally, I am just myself, a crazy John Belushi type. But I'm not comparing myself to him. I think I am against stereotype. Generally Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.
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Crazy
Thinking
Work Ethic
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You gotta understand, there are two different kinds of Asians - the kind who are good at school, obey their parents, go to college - that kind of stuff. And then you have my family - me, my brother, all of my cousins - we're just wretched people.
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Brother
College
Different Kinds
Wretched
Family Good Me
Asians
Cousins
Gotta
Obey
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I went to Tokyo three years ago. It was a job, though. I did an ad campaign for IBM, so they flew me out there to take pictures of me. It was IBM Global. It went to Australia, France, London, all over the world. But I think the ad campaign was a failure, because of me.
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Jobs
Australia
Thinking
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A lot of people that are in the disease of drinking and using can be caught up on the denial aspect of it. I don't have a problem with that. I am very sensitive. I can just feel when things are getting out of control and I go, 'Oh, you have to deal with this. Because you can die.' I've always sort of had that.
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Denial
Drinking
People
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For a while last summer I was depressed because nothing was happening. It got to the point where people like me were getting films, so I decided to focus on stand-up. It kind of saved my life. I hate to be that dramatic, but I got a girlfriend and refocused my life on being more real and living a regular life rather than pursuing this other false goal of television and movie stardom.
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Girlfriend
Hate
Summer
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