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Because I can't hit bottom, I can't be saved.
For me, writing is a kind of coping mechanism.
I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.
You have to jump into disaster with both feet.
This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
A moment is all you can expect from perfection.
What kind of dining set defines me as a person?
The more things you own, the more they own you.
I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.
These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics.
The whole world is a disaster waiting to happen.
Every woman is just a different kind of problem.
If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
My writing process isn't a very organized thing.
Every author has to eventually write a food book.
A writer’s job is to cultivate what can go wrong.
Without true chaos, we can never have true peace.
I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection.
I spend most of my life just listening to people.
Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.
I think America is just so in love with conflict.
Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking.
Find value in what we've been taught is worthless.
Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.
He was assaulting the world by assaulting himself.
The first step to eternal life is you have to die.
When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
You can say anything if enough people will listen.
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
It's just the biggest mistake I could think to make
Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?
Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete.
I don't think 'Guts' could get financed as a movie.
So much of 'Fight Club' was a rant against fathers.
What we don't understand we can make mean anything.
A shadow of a reflection of an image of an illusion.
If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.
Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
this is the upside of already being eternally damned
Besides, hysteria is only possible with an audience.
Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.
A good story should change the way you see the world.
I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.
I am the cause of all my upsets. I am my worst enemy.
Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.
Am I sleeping? Have I slept at all? This is insomnia.
Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary.
Few things in life seem more sexy than a banned book.
Just let your hand drop; and let fate decide for you.
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!