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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
A bolt from the blue.
They're book addicts.
Hello, freaky peoples!
Everybody has a theory.
He who hesitates is lost
The world is quiet here.
Are you who I think you are?
Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!
The only thing he cares about.
Accidents happen all the time.
Sometimes words are not enough.
A mystery is solved with a story.
Blinded following the Blindfolded
The sad truth is the truth is sad.
Life never end when you are in it.
Take it back, Ed. Take it all back.
When things don't go right, go left
Waiting is one of life’s hardships.
Blank paper has always inspired me.
The last safe place is safe no more.
Never look a gift lion in the mouth.
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!
You can't believe everything you read.
Making you happy isn't making me happy.
I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.
...the moron who thought love was forever.
No reality has the power to dispel a dream.
What do your parents know, about surviving?
Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.
I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.
Dumping you times infinity. Still not enough.
I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
I write storys to entertain not to be the best
Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.
Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.
There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.
Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.
Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.
The smell of cooking food is often a calming one.
Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine.
This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?
...everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.
Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.
The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.
The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.
Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?
They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses.
