I try to be me to the utmost.

The worst is feeling worthless.

You're always allowed to be better.

I am what I am, everything I wanna be

I don't talk soft, that's that other guy.

When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.

I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.

If it makes you nervous- you're doing it right.

Never kiss in public, but at home I am affectionate.

My swag is always capital and live in north Virginia.

What's the point of rap if you can't be yourself, huh?

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.

Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'

I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

A lot of my sketches came from thoughts, and I always just wanted to act them out.

I hope in general that my music allows somebody to follow what they really like doing.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

I would never challenge any rapper to a rap-off. It's weird, I'm not that type of rapper.

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!

I keep it wrapped until i meet the right one 'Cause I ain't Mumford, I ain't trying to have sons

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

Bright lights, they tend to burn out fast. So I shine bright, but I'm scared that it won't last.

If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'

Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.

Yes I'm grown and sexy, and I'm worth the wait. Girls act like I'm the only dude on earth to date.

I feel like there's a lot of rappers that could out-rap me and I wouldn't want to face any of them.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

You started rapping when you wasn't good at basketball. I started rapping because I needed Adderall.

Kept looking for something to be in with. Follow someone's blueprint. But you have to be on your own.

I try and go to as many places as possible. It's really cool that I even get to see different places.

It seems the more I try to connect with the world, I am feeling more alone than I ever have felt before

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

I think that's what makes a good rapper. Somebody who wants to push themselves and their audience further.

Also, I realized a lot of kids are listening to me. Whether I want to be or not, they're looking up to me.

I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.

They say my public persona don't have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.

I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.

I think the best music videos are the ones that have nothing to do with the song. Those are all my favorites.

To all my fans who's saying Donald Glover about to blow, just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

Revenge is for the weak so I have settled my vendettas with all of the kids who made my early life a living hell.

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.

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