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Talent is seductive.
I'm loaded with talent.
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
It gets tiring being a smartass.
Everybody's got a sack of rocks.
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.
Easy does it is what I'm looking for.
Betty White is probably a very nice woman.
There's something exciting about being afraid.
New York is like a disco, but without the music
Why haven't I made more movies? Nobody asked me.
I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.
I like to keep active. I've got too much energy not to.
I think being boring is just the worst sin of all time.
I love audiences. My God, the best friends in the world!
If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.
My movie career - if such a thing even exists - is laughable.
There's something that really frightens me - and that's fear.
Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives.
I am not influenced by other human beings. But I am inspired.
Making clever speeches takes a lot of work and a lot of time.
I like celebrities. I love people who are famous. Always have.
Quite frankly I don't know how to be happy. I have not a clue.
There's certainly nothing lasting and definite about the theater.
I just serve others through entertaining. That's when I am happy.
And why not do something new every day of your life? Change! Change!
When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth.
I don't want to see a movie twice. I don't want to do anything twice.
You have to be very, very good looking to get ahead in motion pictures.
I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.
All of the writing on '30 Rock' is a joy to go into. It's pretty hot stuff.
If I see someone saying the rosary in the wings, I know they've got talent.
I don't think there's any thrill in the world like doing work you're good at.
If somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! You're wasting my time.
I think the most interesting New Yorkers are the people who were not born here.
Audiences are not strangers to me. They're the best friends I've got in my life.
I have no intention of retiring. Even my blood sugar is better when I'm working.
I'm a hotel baby, absolutely: it's hard to think of a hotel I haven't stayed in.
I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.
There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.
I'm a good acting partner for me... when I don't have anyone else, I do really well!
This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
Onstage, nothing is as important as truth, nothing. As soon as you lie, they know it.
Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?
The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?
I don't have a great talent for explaining myself in acting because I can't explain it.
I love Birmingham, Michigan. It's lovely - you know, it's very similar to the Hamptons.
I felt that I committed myself too much. I promised too much. But that way it's exciting.
New Yorkers stop me on the street all the time to say, 'You're terrific! You're the nuts!'