Favorite animal: steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Nothing succeeds like address.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

I've always been old at heart.

Never judge a cover by its book.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Frenchman: Germans with good food.

When I was young, boys didn't type.

I just write when fear overtakes me.

To me, O'Hara is the real Fitzgerald.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

A salad is not a meal, it is a style.

I just can't smile at people for money.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

London: A place you go to get bronchitis.

Sleep is death without the responsibility.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million.

If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

I don't believe in anything you have to believe in.

I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.

Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete.

By the time everyone catches up with you, you're bored.

You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Food is definitely important part of your balanced diet.

There's nothing like being old to be sure of everything.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

My dream writing room would be the Imperial Library in Vienna.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.

No one I knew talked about money. It's not an area of interest.

Share This Page