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I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
You know a one eyed woman, she do the best she can. She search the world over trying to find her a one eyed man.
Did you ever see a one eyed woman cry? You know the saddest thing about the woman, the tears don't come out just one eye.
She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke.