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I'm an angel in an earth suit.
Never dip lower than you can dip.
You are a gut maggot with no guts.
Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.
Enemies are just friends in reverse.
Friends are just enemies in reverse.
Winners do what losers don't want to do.
If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.
You know what ART stands for? Above Real Truth.
T-E-A-M stands for together everyone achieves more.
Truth stands for Taking Real Understanding To Heart.
Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.
Light is actually the first word I said as a little baby.
I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.
When angels fly inside your heart, that's when you can fly.
Imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.
Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.
You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.
I dont know where I come from but Im here now so deal with it.
Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing.
Do you even know who I am? Seriously, tell me, because I don't.
I'm not jealous, and I'm not possessive, and I'm not controlling.
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, and expect the unexpected.
Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes.
Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!
Art is only the search, it is not the final form. It's unlimited, it's forever.
Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
Boy, it's a tough planet if you want it to be. But a great planet if you let it.
There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.
Acting is the absence of acting. It's believing in the truth of the moment you are creating.
I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.
I'm interested in all things that Donald Trump does. I've known him since 1980. He's a good man.
You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'
If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.
Do you know what chaos stands for? C-H-A-O-S stands for Critical Hate And Overwhelming Stupidity.
I am proud to tell Hollywood that I am a Christian. For the first time I am now free to be myself.
Fun stands for finally understnding nothing. And that's what's fun about fun, you don't have to get it.
You know what 'FAILING' stands for? It stands for 'Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'
Music and acting are the same thing: you must understand that art is only the search, not the final form.
My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.
Your heart is the face of your spirit, it holds everything you have been, you are, and what you are going to be.
Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.
I love love, and I love life. I love. I just love. It's just great. It's the most enduring element we have is love.
I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.
Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.
Faith gives me the ability to rise above anything, because what is true in the spiritual realm is forever true. It cannot be denied.
You know what 'FEAR' stands for? It stands for 'False Evidence Appearing Real.' It's the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.
Critics of art are like eunuchs in harem. They see how it's done when the men come to see the women, but they can't do it themselves.
Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.
It's easy .... it's a mind that is open to everything, yet attaches to nothing ... it's called freedom that's what it is, plain and simple!