I'm well aware when they fired the starting gun I was halfway down ...

I'm well aware when they fired the starting gun I was halfway down the track, but I still ran as fast as I could for 25 years.

Can't stop the signal

That all you got...Bub?

Casting is storytelling.

Shiny, let's be bad guys!

Stay crunchy, even in milk.

People only respond to fear.

I cannot abide useless people.

I love a good romantic comedy.

You can't take the sky from me.

Remember to always be yourself.

Time for some thrillin' heroics.

I write to give myself strength.

Women all live a double standard.

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

I don't think I'm like Shakespeare.

I'll take crazy over stupid any day.

I was raised by a hardcore feminist.

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend

Time is what turns kittens into cats.

Always be yourself... unless you suck.

To accept duality is to earn identity.

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

A writer is supposed to have anonymity.

So, no more running. I aim to misbehave.

I can do web, comic books, macrame, art.

I'm a very gentle man, not unlike Gandhi.

I am the immaculate embodiment of worlds.

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

Let freedom ring, unless it's on vibrate.

I always watch what I say. I am what I say.

I write to be the characters that I am not.

You can either watch TV or you can make TV.

Obsession is beautiful. It's what makes art.

My favorite part of Comic-Con? The groupies.

Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

The greatest expression of rebellion is joy.

Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed.

Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness

It's not any huge secret that I'm an atheist.

Don't just be yourself. Be all of your selves.

Never sit at a table you can't walk away from.

Never sit at a table you can’t walk away from.

As we all know, blinking lights means science.

I'm not big on regret. It's not on my schedule.

The rules are very important in a horror movie.

Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.

Writers are completely out of touch with reality.

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