“ I'm well aware when they fired the starting gun I was halfway down the track, but I still ran as fast as I could for 25 years. Joss Whedon Screenwriter
“ I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from." David Letterman Talk Show Host
“ It's a terrible shame if you're born the brightest guy in your class. If you're not, then you have to hustle-and that's good. Harold Prince Theatrical Producer
“ Jesus was probably a guy who thought, "This thing that I've discovered can save the world and everybody is miserable without it." So he was probably a very kind and giving person and thought he had to give it to people, even if it killed him. He had to make sure they got the message, and he paid the ultimate price as they say due to his insistence. Brad Warner Author
“ Don't worry about appeasing the establishment. Don't acquiesce to an alleged power. Be with the people, not the establishment. The guy that's sitting next to you, that's who you got to beware. Judas was sitting right next to Jesus. Don King Boxing Promoter
“ Jimi Hendrix came on TV on this documentary and it was this African-American soulful black guy, playing an electric guitar, which I'd just started. And it just blew my head off. I had like an afro at the time, too. It was a bit all over the place. And it wasn't a thing to have an afro. No, that's kind of quite old school. You're supposed to have like a neatly cut shaped up haircut. Michael Kiwanuka Musician
“ Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out. Al Capone Gangster